According to the prophecy, the pop princess, powerhouse vocalist and all around pop culture legend Britney Jean Spears will once again descend like an angel and grace this unworthy world with her god-like presence. Much like Jesus, Britney forgives sinners that let
Britney Jean flop and will once again deliver them the fruit of her talents, a flawless pop bop, to allow gays far and wide to get their life and enjoy the positive radiation of art and pop that is sometimes referred to as her “musiqué.” Not only with Britney lend a vocal to such ethereal and spiritual music, but also the “Radar” songstress will serve earth’s peasants yet another perfect tour, aiming to yet again yank the misshapen wig off of unsuspecting pop gal wannabes.