Also, if you liked food that much you'd come to places like Spain or Italy, which have arguably the best and healthiest gastronomy in the world. But you'd refuse to even come here, sis. I just want to let you know that I made una paella & tortilla de patatas for your skinny queen ass and bought a dictionary and a third country world map for your mom, okay? Feel free to come by and pick them up while you sign all of the albums from you I bought day one. I'd show you how many concerts I attended, but oh well.