: jonny:
First of all, I just want to thank the good sis Guero and Scene. for voting for my ass
All of others hoes, I'll save my comments for you for the reunion...
jk..
But anyway, thank you judges for seeing me as the winner of Les ATRLers Allstars vs. Virgins. I first want to thank DL "DOMINO" Kemal for asking me to join this glorious tournament and for Kitt for being the
butt coochie of all the jokes this season. Also shout out to Kworb for being blunt and seeing my winner potential, as well as any of the others judges that voted for me. Super, I'm glad I didn't fall short from your expectations and Rihder I'm glad we got along this season
To the (stank) finalists:
umich - you definitely worked cause your ass wouldn't even be here in the first place. Girl as soon as you won that first challenge, me and my alliance were gunning for your ass and tried to take you OWT during the Cliff challenge. So hell yes, you were definitely a force to reckon with. If you decided to go for the crown again next season, I hope you are able to come as hard as you did this season. Though, I'm not too worried about that because you made it to the finale 2 seasons in a row, whatever you're doing works. Stay blessed and don't try to get robbed. Where is that you live again? Camden? Oop girl, living in the dirtiest of all dirty places in Jersey, that **** is even worse than the slums of Newark and *some* of The Oranges. But I'm sure you'll be fine because everyone on your block knows a bear occupies that rathole that you considered an apartment and you have lots of coins? Where do you even get your coins? I also heard Melvin comes visits every 3 weeks or so to get his monthly allowance. How is that working out? I say drop his ass and let him experience the real world, though the real world for him would be some basic-ass starter apartment in Atlanta. Anyway University of rich bear Michigan, good luck with your future endeavors!
Citrus - Oh LordT, where the hell do I even begin. I'll keep the sob story down to a minimum, but girl once we met during ANTM 10, I knew we would be good friends. You remind me of myself a little bit with your sarcastic attitude and sassy-snarky remarks, but mine are more on the messy and vulgar side of the spectrum (and occasionally blunt). But Matt, I already told you, I
kinda had a feeling that it would be between you and me. It took me back to our days on ANTM competing for that crown. I guess you can say you went on to win Cycle 12, while I went on to win this! Anyway, your entries were great, which is way you received so many top callouts this season! I knew you were a force to be reckoned with, I kind of wish my alliance worked out just like yours (
). I'm sure the next time you decide to join, you'll come back will vengeance and will come twice as hard. The bitches a'int ready cause now you know what the hell to expect and I know you'll fine-tune it and make it work to your advantage. Let me cut this **** short so I can send this business email being the business woman that I am. And what are you now? An otter? Are you sure you aren't average cause the last time I saw you, you were sanging in that bathroom with your mask on and just in a towel/bathrobe. There was also the video of you dancing like a typical white boy with no rhythm. And with that I just realized, no wonder you have a boyfriend. Your boyfriend should be extremely happy and feel lucky that he found a gem like you. You have an amazing personality and you're v. cute. And you're an educated gay who lives for RuPaul's Drag Race!
Sidenote: Kandy Ho and PhiPhi came to my school last week, and girl lemme tell you, they both turned it out (Kandy being the best of the two of course)! And PhiPhi didn't attempt any of her dusty death drops, so maybe that's why she turnedT the party a biT. K I'm done talking now.
If there are any spelling/grammar mistakes I don't care.
Also, please make your donation to the Kitt Coochie Foundation. Please, the Kitt Coochie Syndrome is real and we need your help. As I mentioned before,1/10 LesATRLers judges will become diagnosed with the disease yesterday. That number might soon rise to 1/5.
Milking has become an LA inside joke and tradition since S2 and is all in good fun.
bitch.
