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We Can't Move To This jammin
Some of these Delerecycled sings actually lean a bit
I'm sad her career ended before I could come to this realisation
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We know next to nothing about The Force Awakens. There were some plot threads that were unraveled with the last few spots, but so little footage has actually been revealed. I'm so excited for a new John Williams score. I hope it is good and he wins another Oscar for it.
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Asians know how to do it.
Jap
Thai
Korean
Chinese
Vietnamese
^Best to worst. But even worst is good.
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Member Since: 12/21/2010
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Originally posted by Great Username
Korean is coming for Chinese as my fave cuisine
So flavourful and spicy but can still be quite light and you don't feel gross as **** afterwards
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Exactly. And a lot more protein so that you don't feel hungry 30 mins later (fat kid problems).
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the new SW trailer spoiling the movie, typical Disney 
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Girl what? I mean, yes, I decided not to watch anything past the first TV spot, but like... no one knows the plot at all still.
The new footage they use in the trailer, japanese trailer, and TV spots show most of the same stuff (just different shots).
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Member Since: 12/21/2010
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Originally posted by Nicole
Asians know how to do it.
Jap
Thai
Korean
Chinese
Vietnamese
^Best to worst. But even worst is good.
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I'd put Thai and Korean as equal, but yes besides this!
Pho is the best stuffed-up-from-cold meal ever.
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Well, technically, the spoilers for TFA have been out for half a year but who wants to look into that ****? I hate being genuinely spoiled over things.
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#LoveYourself, Baby Hitler and My Beyoncé are all trending 
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Originally posted by BoyOnBoy Wonder
I'd put Thai and Korean as equal, but yes besides this!
Pho is the best stuffed-up-from-cold meal ever.
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Pho kinda grosses me out cuz there's like tendons and stuff in the broth.
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Member Since: 12/21/2010
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Well, technically, the spoilers for TFA have been out for half a year but who wants to look into that ****? I hate being genuinely spoiled over things.
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#mabbgurl confirmed
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#LoveYourself, Baby Hitler and My Beyoncé are all trending 
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Bieber's Love yourself??? that's the only snippet I'm not here for all the other tracks slay
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The boardroom is quiet, filled with executives and various suited men and women waiting patiently for the main focus of this meeting to arrive. Some pour themselves glasses of water, others rap their fingers on the long table and tut. The main door opens, and the room looks up expectantly. A harassed looking Bonnie McKee enters, handbags and purses clutched in her hands, died orange hair in disarray. She apologises and tries to take a seat quietly. She slides a pack of aspirin across the table to Dr Luke opposite her, the rest of the executives unaware that the pack actually contains a heavy tranquilliser to be used later that night.
Thankfully, miss Perry arrives only a few minutes later. She swans into the boardroom, a huge smile stretching her violently red lips across a painted face. She is dressed in mismatching clothes inspired by an irreverent 90's cartoon, and on her head is an assortment of fruit in a slapdash homage to Carmen Miranda; Katy thinks this is artistic and shows off her quirky personality. Her gal pal assistants and makeup artists fuss over her as she sits down.
"Get away from me stupid ****s!" she cries, slapping them away in an overly comical fashion. She looks around at the executives as if expecting them to understand some inside joke.
"Okay now that you're here Katy, let's get down to business." a weary label official begins, his face lined and hair streaked with grey. "Let's talk ballads. We think your discography is sorely lacking in them, so if you have any ideas on the subject you are welcome to share them."
"Well..." Bonnie begins, but Katy interrupts her with a deep breath in.
"Ohmygosh right, so I was thinking, um, get this, picture a really sad bear. He's purple and cuddly obviously, and you'd think he'd be really popular right? But get this, no-one likes him! I know right? So we could do a song like, and a video where he goes on an adventure and finds his true love! Isn't that just the cutest?"
There is a pause. A few executives exchange quick glances with one another. The grey haired official clears his throat. "Okay that's great Katy. A really neat idea." Katy looks pleased with herself and begins inspecting her manicure. "But is there any thought to production, lyrics? Adele has been so huge lately, so we think that a piano is a must."
"Ooh Bonnie! Tell them what we wrote last night!"
"Well-"
"So we spent all night writing this song," Katy continues. "And it's about loving someone unconditionally. It's called 'Unconditionally', and the chorus goes 'I will love you Unconditionally."
The executives look to Bonnie for clarification. The songwriter nods rather deflatedly.
"I think it's my best song yet! This is my I Will Always Love You. Whitney would be proud!" At this remark she winks - or rather both her eyes squint in a violent manner. "I might perform it like her, you know, except without taking a load of crack! Ha ha ha!" A female executive stifles a gasp.
Bonnie places her hands firmly on the table. "Look, we're not gonna make big promises about this. I - no, we, sorry, we will finish the lyrics, Luke can add a piano and we'll get a video with flowers and romantic stuff. It'll be fine."
"Looks like you can handle this Bon-Bon!" Katy chirps, clapping her hands and jumping out of her seat. (As she does so, her chest bounces uncontrollably, and several male executives awkwardly cross their legs.)
Katy skips out, humming Sara Bareilles' Brave to herself. Her entourage bustles after her.
The room is left silent. The executives glare at Bonnie. "Seriously, we can't afford an underperformance with this album. We have to keep the under-12s demographic on lock. We know that Lady Gaga is releasing around the same time, and we don't wanna compete, it'll just be embarrassing for us."
"Relax guys," Dr Luke says, his voice a husky purr. "We know what we're doing. We'll get the right production, and Katy can work her magic in the booth - once she's warmed up of course." He winks this time, and a female executive shivers. He and Bonnie pack up and leave, the executives keeping silent about the patches of glitter around the producer's crotch.
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@Ryan - Fallout 4 tonight, Battlefront next week. Then Star Wars in a month. Never was there such a great period of time in the history of mankind.
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Pho kinda grosses me out cuz there's like tendons and stuff in the broth.
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But it certainly warms you up!
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@Ryan - Fallout 4 tonight, Battlefront next week. Then Star Wars in a month. Never was there such a great period of time in the history of mankind.
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I've got FO4 and Tomb Raider preloaded and ready to play!
Kinda couldn't have schedule today's surgery a better day as I have a week to two off work (and I can just play the hell out of these games  )
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Member Since: 10/31/2011
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Originally posted by Nicole
Asians know how to do it.
Jap
Thai
Korean
Chinese
Vietnamese
^Best to worst. But even worst is good.
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They are all so good. I can't rank them.
And Indian is up there too, especially South Indian. And Nepalese. But it is harder to get good vegetarian options at your average restaurant.
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Originally posted by BoyOnBoy Wonder
Exactly. And a lot more protein so that you don't feel hungry 30 mins later (fat kid problems).
Girl what? I mean, yes, I decided not to watch anything past the first TV spot, but like... no one knows the plot at all still.
The new footage they use in the trailer, japanese trailer, and TV spots show most of the same stuff (just different shots).
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the footage may be similar but anyone who watched the latest trailers can figure out the whole plot, especially a huge fan like you  I mean it could always be a tragedy like Joy when you don't get anything from the trailer but for SW you don't need to reveal so much to create hype 
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We can't move to thiiiis oh we can't even talk boy we don't even
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Originally posted by Nialler
the footage may be similar but anyone who watched the latest trailers can figure out the whole plot, especially a huge fan like you  I mean it could always be a tragedy like Joy when you don't get anything from the trailer but for SW you don't need to reveal so much to create hype 
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Not really...
All I can tell from the trailers:
-Rey and Finn become pals along with BB-8.
-Poe gets captured by Kylo Ren who is trying to finish Vader's plans.
-Hope is important.
-Rey is alone when we meet her.
-Rey flies the Falcon.
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Toufic: you still haven't told me if you got your SW tickets yet!
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I'll start my job in Saudi Arabia there and it's so strict there that there's no cinema 
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This is like the ONE blockbuster in recent times that HASN'T spoiled the movie. And that's not just a Disney thing at all.
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