It's better than any Britney album so not really.

Celine lips more than Mariah. Stop it Lipton.

GobbleNeck proving her name

Céline lips a ton but she can still sing very well. That's why she still lips

And that's how she's kept her voice

She's smart

You literally just stole this photo/joke from the Britney base
The dedication.

That's why she still has her voice.

Uh yeah, it's time to remove $hackle from discussions of major pop girls.
The fact that people include her on their little rankings still.

Sweetie, we know. That's exactly what we mean. That's why it's funny.

what the hell is that in GobbleNeck's neck? It looks like a feeding tube from her Schiavo days

Just like how embarrassing it is that the repel charts tour will outsell your faves Ratgrave tour. Funny huh?

We know. And she can still sing, too.

Your fave is just Brinty, but with actual custody of her two kids at this point.

I just found out that Spanish is more widely spoken than English. Wow, even though Spain is currently a bit of a mess, the Spaniards have really been influential through history. Poor Bob.

Celine Dion having fans or any appeal. What a boring artist.
She's as dynamic as a plunger.

Yet the two biggest female hits of 2015 are a result of her impact (LMLYD and Hello).

The 90s really are back.