Yes i have a separate phone line i use for references so when my employer calls i answer and give myself a glowing review.

LMFAO. Don't even try it.

I work in the HR and we do background investigation and call the schools/offices you listed in your resume even if you gave us the documents since those can be forged.

Not only will you not get the job, the possibility of you being blacklisted to a lot of companies is high. HR Departments work together, you know. Like banks, we do the same thing.

Con artist ass bitch yussss

Shameless.

obviously i wouldn't lie about school/work places but
references?

hell yeah

I would never. I am too afraid of getting lying shamed

I've never blatantly lied on my resume, but I do greatly exaggerate some things, tbh.

My resume is mostly ********. My current job pays $24 an hour which i got by lying on the resume. I aced the interview and knew everything about the job beforehand because i studied up with Google. It's not my fault employers don't properly check credentials

Guilty and I got the job

I actually know someone who did this and now they're earning major cash. I'm gonna do it too.

I didn't write that I'm gay on a resume so I lied

Same. I cheated my way through Computer Science, so I can't program but that's still on my resume

WaiT I just remembered. I dropped out of university this year because of drugs + struggling with finding my own identity. I reapplied for the same course at a different university a few months later and I spoke to the head of the course over the phone. He asked me why I dropped out of the course and I decided to not talk about the drugs at all and I also said that I was struggling with coming out (that was actually true). To sugar coat it, I said that I came out to my family a few months ago and that they've been so loving and supportive. He really empathised with me and he accepted me into the course. I could tell he was a hunty from his voice and so I knew I could play that card and get sympathy for it.

Truth is that I haven't come out yet and my family would probably disown me if I did.

A bitch gotta do what a bitch gotta do

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