- "Oh my goodness - I really have to go, I'm gonna get in so much trouble. I shouldn't be on the phone this late"
- "No, I'm not done torturing you yet."
- "How many speeding tickets have you had?"
- "Just one"
- "OUTRAGEOUS"
- "If you interrupt me again, it's not going to end well"
- "This entire time I thought you sounded like Judge Judy, I just didn't wanna say because that'd be rude."