OMG the thing I just remembered
I used to get shirtless with my cousin and we would push our bodies against eachother. We called that thing "Nuding" we were both like 8 years old.
Like
I had forgotten this mess and i just tried hard for 20 seconds to think of something MESSY.
I have more, I remember I would play with one of my straight friends quite the sexual game where he had to break in and attack me while I was laying in bed...... and he would basically grind over me (he is not gay now, 8-10 years later, but I am, which is interesting, why do some straight boys do gay things when they are little, but that's another topic). We were around 10-11 years old i guess.
That's as messy as it gets.
Welp one time I pulled one of my girl-friends hair so hard that I literally felt so bad after that.
Another one throw a stone in my eye, I thought she was my girlfriend, I was so sad after that, I went to my mom and cried. But she actually was my girlfriend the next day
Kids...