Brutally honest and upfront, you will call EVERYONE out on their **** – and make sure they never forget it. Vain? Sweety, no. You just know you’re doing your thing. Everyone knows they are lucky to have you on their side, because your bad side is a dangerous place to be.
Sarcasm comes second nature to you. Observant and resourceful, you constantly know the most about everyone else in the room. You understand knowledge is power, but you would never use that power for evil. Your friends can count on you to have their back, whether it’s saving you a seat at brunch or making sure you aren’t friends with the plastics. Basically, your friends are lucky to have you.
A creative free spirit, you were always three steps ahead of the class clown in school. Some may view you as an eccentric or outsider, but those who know you best recognize your biting wit and intelligent sense of humor. You may attempt to put out a rough exterior, but on the inside you will always be a bit of a romantic. A fiercely loyal friend, you would quite literally do anything to make others smile. And damn – you are HANDSOME!
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Often preferring the company of your phone to actual people, many peg you as a shy introvert. When someone lands on a topic that interests you, you can’t stop blabbering on. Friends know how dependable you are and count on you to be there when they really need you. Level-headed and steady, you rarely get flustered and you can see through to the solution in any situation.