Earlier today, I was ferociously attacked by an odor that an associate exuded-- think of it as the perfect scent for Kanye's homeless look: shower-less, musty with a dangling scent of human excretion.
I used to sit in front of this guy (at school) whose breath STANK like a filthy bathroom and the strange part is that he breath in breath out like it was cute
I used to sit in front of this guy (at school) whose breath STANK like a filthy bathroom and the strange part is that he breath in breathe out like it was cute
Earlier today, I was ferociously attacked by an odor that an associate exuded-- think of it as the perfect scent for Kanye's homeless look: shower-less, musty with a dangling scent of human excretion.
How good of friends are you with them and describe what they look like, their personality, etc.
I can't just give a generic answer, it's a case-by-case basis.
We are not really friends, merely associates as highlighted in the op. Occasionally, said individual and I are in the same space and it's not fun for me at least.
-Offer them spray and hopefully they'll get the hint
-Just straight up tell them they smell "Bitch you stink xoxo" Hopefully they can see the humour behind the blatant insult.
-Be like "Hi, sorry if this sounds offensive, but you smell kinda bad today (everyday really ) would you like to borrow some of my perfume
-Cover your nose making it obvious that you can smell something bad but make it look like you're trying not to offend them, by making it seem as if you're trying to make it look like you couldn't smell anything. Basically reverse psychology. This way they can see that you're actively trying not to make them feel bad even though you kind of are