this is a spin-off of the musicman101's thread
I wanna know because I just noticed that I'm a weird type of friend.. first of all, I don't call Friend to anyone. It's a important word to me

. now,
If you're m friend, you can count on me for almost everything, I will listen to you and i'll take care of you.
But I'm not always on that mood, only when it's necessary, besides that, I can be
a BIG TROLL, I have a very strong dark humor, and I don't have patience, but somehow they find me funny sometimes

, and I love it lol. most of time I treat them kinda bad, but they like it

so I'm a very direct friend and If I have to slap you with reality I'll do it
What about you? what kind of friend are you? a lovely friend?
opportunistic? superficial friend? tell me