Real.

noooo

I have a weird obsession with finding demons, devils and poltergeists sexy so I tried to talk to Satan (to confess my undying love for him) but then i realize that an Ouija is for dead things not living so i gave up

Side note: can you communicate with the devil via an ouija board or is it only for ghost? Either way. I'll buy one and call upon a feudal japanese daddy in a heart beat