Host commentary: Madge clearly had a few sessions for Rebel Heart where she was feeling sentimental for her Hard Candy days. Likely due to Pharrell's reemergence. Thankfully, she realized this was a bad direction for the album and scrapped these tracks. This one doesn't really go anywhere, but at the same time lasts forever. Plus Pharrell's appearance on the middle eight is more off putting than melodic.
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Reinvention - What kind of forgettable trash?
170. Incredible
Average - 4.473 Album: Hard Candy Rank within album: 13th of 14
Host commentary: It is fitting that these two 6 minute long Hard Candy-esque monstrosities tied. But I feel bad for Take It Back getting stuck with this garbage. I love me some Frankensteined together pop songs, but this one doesn't work at all and includes some of the worst lyrics of Madonna's career.
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HonourableVomit - This song alone is the reason I hate on Soft Granny. It deserves every piece of criticism it gets for being an uninspired, unintelligent irredeemable pile of crap. What the **** was she ON writing this garbage? The repetitive "get my head around it" is annoying the first time, why do we have to hear it 50 more times? Sex with you is Incredible? Horrible tune, not all catchy and a spectacularly bad FAILURE of a "song". 6 minutes of pain and suffering that I hope I never have to endure again.
Mr. Fahrenheit- This would be improved by about three points if it wasn't so long. Short bursts of mediocrity > This kinda mess.
Lifeline -It was between 'Jimmy Jimmy' or 'Incredible' for my 0. Then I remembered how M tortures is double the length of 'Jimmy Jimmy' on here. There ya go. Her most uninspired mess ever resulting in her most ironic song title ever. Bye.
Subomie - The most done wrong song in her discography. It's like a Girls Aloud lite 'three songs stitched together' type deal. The opening part of it is the worst so I understand the ire, but the rest is legit flawless. The lyrics are deeper than a lot of the rest of the album too.
Quicksand – For a song that’s over 6 minutes long, this doesn’t drag on for me. Truly underrated bop.
Drop HA
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