I poo'd on my neighbour's garden to get revenge for my cat
I was really angry at my neighbor a couple of nights ago because he saw my cat pooing in his garden and he threw a ball of soil at her, which hit her directly before she could run off. He keeps going on about how my cat uses his plants as a toilet, but it's not her fault and I've tried keeping her in but she likes to roam free.
It's childish I know, but I wanted to get my own back. Last night after I saw him close his curtains, I went into his garden (the fence is fairly short) and defecated on top of a bonsai tree that he's been cultivating for the last few years. What I'm scared of though is that it was much bigger than anything my cat has ever done and was right on top a tree and so it wouldn't be plausible that my cat had done it.
He hasn't come knocking on the door, but could feces be traced for DNA? I'm really worried about being done for criminal damage.
have fun in jail sis!
