Guy at Target in WeHo: "Where are you from?"
Me: "Milan"
"Wow, exotic!But you don't look asian..."
"Why should I look asian? LOL"
"I mean, you know the Disney movie?They are chinese and they are from Milan.."
"That's Mulan."

"how many fingers do i have?"

the sheer amount of times i've been asked that question after taking off my glasses

Someone asked me what a carnivore was. This was someone who was studying Veterinary Medicine at uni

If I was named after Colin Farrell.

Last week the eclipse happened, and later on my mother asked me if the sliver of light on the corner of the moon as it went dark was the sun behind it.