That I should model but I'm so unphotogenic & look bad in every photo not taken by me

that i'm an ugly useless ****** who needs to commit suicide

haha i love my friends!

they comment on my looks a lot and get really flirty sometimes, except my two very best friends. it's hard for me to keep gay male or female friends because they always end up having a crush on me so I just stick to my main two

or my straight guy friends always comment on how they can hang out with me because I don't act gay but don't understand why that's offensive even though I've explained it a million times

same

That I will lead a rebellion aganist the American political establishment and eventually become emerpor of a United One World government.

"you basically korean"

"you act more korean than you do latino"

"you dont act like the other black people i know"

"i know your spanish but what KIND of spanish"

"Youre such a white girl"

"i wish you were straight so I could just date you because men suck"

" i know this [insert random asian nationality] guy who is gay, you guys would be perfect for each other"

To which my facial expression is always this

that i'm going to be a ****ing president

Username : JakeKills

That I'm a Jew because of the way I handle money

Been called that by at least 4 people without them knowing each other. Still don't know why

That I seem emotionless when in actuality I'm EXTREMELY emotional. I guess I just don't show it outwardly