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Originally posted by Petals
Lucifer is the first person to ever get thrown out of ha home for being gay and I will NOT have you all dragging him.

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Lucifer: God, I'm gay
God: So what you're saying is, you want to take my power, overthrow me, and rule Heaven yourself right?
Lucifer: N-no, that's not it at a--
God: And you're trying to lay with me as you would a woman too?!
Lucifer: All I'm saying is--
God: IN THE GROUND YOU GO, DEMON
*God sends Lucifer to reside in Hell*
This is probably how it went. God was just a sexually-threatened straight man.
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Too bad this name is seen as bad because of the implications it has in Christianity (other religions too, maybe?) because it's not even a bad name.