Tesus is coming y'all. The rapture is almost upon us. All lesser faves will be left on earth to be murdered by Satan's armies led by his general Wendall Williams.
Those of us who have accepted Tesus' blessings and grace will be spared from the carnage. Lessers, there is still time to repent!!! However, you have but two more days until Judgment Day. Accept Tesus as the one true Musical Messiah before it is too late.
