Wait did you get a measure tape to see how long the caca was?

How big was it?

People **** all the ****ing time, Jesus. If your partner happened to fart on you would you stop talking to him?

Why are you sharing this with us?

If you are really interested in him you won't let it bother you. The intimacy of another man is wonderful, but it comes along with farts, burps, and occasionally forgetting to flush down an 8 inch turd. On the bright side, you know he won't have any problem bottoming