I'm bored. Say something funny please. A knock knock joke, yo mama joke, anything. Go!

Avril Lavigne

Paris Hilton

my life

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side

Why did the chicken commit suicide?
-To get to the other side

How many tickles does it take to get an Octopus to laugh?

Tentacles.

- Why did little Sally fell off a swing?
- Cause she had no hands.

- 'Knock, knock'
- Who's there
- Not Sally

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Poke her face

azealia banks

the mess in this thread

Palestine.

Lady Gaga goes to Walmart to buy groceries she walks into the parking lot and see Christina Aguilera preforming she walks up to her and hears YEAHHHHHHH!!! OHHH!!! She then leaves the parking lot in a hurry and goes to another store.

Knock knock

EDIT: BYE I was gonna say a variation of this.
Except its why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Cause she got hit by a truck.

Knock knock, who's there, not Sally

it would have been funnier if she ran into nicki promoting her clothing line there

Who's there?

Whos there?

My love life

First Daughter: dad i'm gay
Dad: that's okay
Second Daughter: dad i'm gay too
Dad: jesus doesn't anyone like d*ck
Son: i do.