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Not this being watched by several members and not posting

I exited a shop through the entrance xD

I was once a stripper.

**** the police

You've got to share more than that A go-go dancer? Magic Mike?

It's Magic Mike isn't it? You're Channing Tatum

1) I once put a raw piece of squid under my sister's pillows and when she went to bed, she felt it and started screaming and I heard all the way down the road. My Mum found out and started laughing and my sister was horrified.

2) I went up to my sister's room one time and I was hanging out on her bed, when I dropped something onto the floor and looked under the bed to pick it up. I saw under her bed, a potty and I thought it was strange she'd have this in her room. I brought it out from under and it was filled with piss / urine, I told our Mum and Dad, who had a huge go at her, calling her disgusting because she cba to use the toilet, she was like 20 yrs old.

3) One time when I was 6 years old, I was desperate to go to the toilet and both toilets were in use at home, my sister had done something really annoying and I was angry at her, so I went up to her room and pissed on her carpet because I couldn't hold it in any longer. #Don'tJudgeMe

4) There was one time in high school when guy from school was in class and someone accidentally knocked over this teacher's bag and out came some gay magazines.

5) I got a blowjob when I was 14/15 during lunch break, but then who hasn't.

It's not really a secret but I smoke like a lot and my family never noticed? I don't really know... lol

And at my school graduation party I got so drunk that I passed out on the bathroom and I woke up all naked so I don't really know what happened and that scares me lol

The whole Post Your Deepest Secrets thread is archived. Go read through that thread instead of creating a mess and getting banned

omg I do that all the time xD

i have never eaten cereal.

where is it archived?

I tell people I'm 23 because I look like I'm 18 but I'm actually 28.