List/describe them.

There is no situation appropriate to fart publicly in.

A funeral, I'd imagine.

Sex

while being rimmed

I used to do it out loud in class all the time and at Football/Track practice

OT: Sex, it would ruin the mood I did it once though, good thing I'm a guy

Only time. But you can get away with it if he loves you

One time I had to so bad during a LONG standardized test where you could hear a pin drop. I held it in the entire time and thot I was gonna die

My biggest fear

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While in a job interview
While in a university lecture
During sex

Why? Wouldn't it feel like a nice little breeze?


I'd definitely say a funeral, especially during an emotional speech (whether it's you talking or someone else.)

When you're submitting a message to aliens and your accidental fart is heard in the transmission

During silence in a group prayer

Very true. Aliens aren't aware of this sound so they'll probably be frightened and not want to visit us. Oh drat another opportunity out the window! ;/

omg yas poor aliens

Would literally kms if this happened

I screamed