So I went to a talk and after I sat down I realized there was this super hot person sitting just past the other side of my group, surprisingly alone - I wondered if it was closeted. I kinda wanted to be like, “hey, let me get past all you people and sit there,” but I was sitting with the half who are people I’m actually friends with, and at the other end was someone who seems to tolerate me at best (usually). I would have felt awkward trying to talk to a hot stranger with her being the most direct observer, and alas the hottie left before the thing was over so I couldn’t catch up and be like, “so what’d you think? That was, like, so fascinating. Lettuce keep talking about it en route to your home.”
. Hopefully it won't take three weeks this time. 
