“They signed their receipt not as their first or last name, they signed it as Straight,” said Weaver.
And before we all laugh at the giant mixup that Mr. and Mrs. Straight*always seem to wind up in (those scamps), the pamphlet titled*What you miss by being a Christian*with the eye-popping (and soul-damning) headline “HELL!” made their intention crystal clear.
“I got a little offended. I got a little angered by it,” said Weaver.
A little?!
Maybe the 21% tip helped soften the unsolicited “you’ll burn for eternity if you don’t address your perversion” message.
okay
