"MILEY CYRUS & HER DEAD PETZ"
MILEY CYRUS
“Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz” is Miley’s newest and free album which was released on MTV VMA. She said that the album was made with $50.000 while the others were around hundred thousands and millions. But is the quality followed up ?
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1. Dooo It : Being different with many people, I really like this song. It’s kinda weird but somehow, it’s incredibly addictive. You just want to keep listening to this times after times.
10/10
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2. Karen Don’t Be Sad : This is a fan-favorite by Smilers, I’ve seen so many praises for this song, so before I start reviewing this, I have expected in this so much. And this doesn’t failmy expectation, such a beautiful ballad.
8/10
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3. The Floyd Song (Sunrise) : As much as I love the country vibe that the beat brings to me, I feel like the only thing that Miley does in this song is “moaning”. Although it gets more exciting in the last minutes, still a boring snoozefest.
5/10
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4. Something About Space Dude : Well Miley, at least in “The Floyd Song”, you moan then you sing, in this song, you moan from 0:00 to 3:29 which is really annoying because of your raspy voice. I’m glad this song is short, oh else it could turn out one of the worst songs in the 10s.
2/10
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5. Space Boots : This is what I want. To think that she can produce a song like this and produce songs like the 3rd and 4th track of the album makes me really surprised.
9/10
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6. F***in’ F***ed Up : This intro is a less-than-a-minute-intro-with-only-f**k-words. This somehow tells me that the next couple of songs will be extremely explicit.
3/10
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7. BB Talk : That spoken verse in the beginning is definitely unneccessary with all those “f**k”, come on Miley, that’s not cool, that makes you sound ridiculous. But however, the spoken verse after then is great, but still, don’t need those swearing words. But still, a listenable song.
8/10
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8. Fweaky : This is actually a really good mid-tempo track, but still boring and nothing new. However, I’m really impressed with her vocal in this.
7/10
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9. Bang My Box : I like this a lot, after a ton of boring songs, she actually brings my back to life with this one.
10/10
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10. Milky Milky Milk : The beginning is creepy to me which I don’t know why, but I was scared with that part. And sorry Miley, you drag my mood down again with one.
6/10
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11. Cyrus Skies : It’s a great track for the album, but it shouldn’t have been that long, I’d prefer it a 3-minute track, but with the way this is made to a 5-minute, it makes the song really tiring and bland.
4/10
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12. Slab of Butter (Scorpion) : The chorus was great and catchy, but that just it. Such forgettable !
5/10
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13. I’m So Drunk : A better intro comparing to the other one. Giving me weeds and drunk vibe.
7/10
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14. I Forgive Yiew : Finally Miley, this is what it’s all about, perfect. Catchy from the beginning to the end.
10/10
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15. I Get So Scared : A so-so track from the album. It’s not that bad, but it’s not that good. Definitely being shadowed by “I Forgive Yiew”.
7/10
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16. Lighter : Not a bad track, but I feel like Miley was emotionless going intro this song, not a fan.
6/10
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17. Tangarine : I’m screaming at this, Tangarine could’ve been a nice track, but that’s over until Big Sean appears with his reading skill. And that ruins this song totally.
1/10
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18. Tiger Dreams : This boring snoozefest.. I can barely even hear a single word from her. What on earth.. ?
1/10
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19. Evil is but a Shadow : As if the snoozefest before isn’t enough, another is brought up.
3/10
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20. 1 Sun : I’m speechless. After three horrible songs, I thought the album is over with more songs like that. But no, with “1 Sun”, she impresses me yet again. This song deserves to be in a better album than this.
10/10
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21. Pablow The Blowfish : Miley is definitely the one who really wants to kill momentum for a song. When “Pablow” is on its way to be the best ballad in this album, that piano and her saying “Damn!” blow all the emotion away.
9.5/10
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22. Miley Tibetan Bowlzzz : I can’t even describe what this one’s about, should’ve been cut from this.
0/10
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23. Twinkle Song : Except from that screaming part, this is a really nice way to end this album.
9/10
Overall, I’m kinda disappointed with this album, there are only a few songs that are great. 23 tracks for an album is really long and unnecessary. You can’t claim that the quality is poor because this is a free album or something like that. Be real, an album is an album. And with this is her fifth album, she might have taken a huge slide comparing to her peers, Selena Gomez’s “Revival” and Demi Lovato’s “Confident”, two albums which will be released in October.
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6.1/10 
