Blockbuster films that try way too hard to be gritty and edgy make me want to hurt myself

Reddit has been down and up today. Looks like it's down at the moment again.

yassssss

ra ra rasputin
lover of the russian queen
the black cat that died on the phone (i still dont know that line so i just sing this and so far no one has corrected me)

****?

Ugh, had 522 for the past hour.

Looks like I didn't miss much in here though, phew.

why do we have eyelids

OMG FML I never knew that the thick thighs lyrics were warnable

I must have posted it 20+ times yet this is the first time I'm getting warned for it

why does golden always post in hq

it's like he genuinely thinks hes gonna be a mod, its kinda cute when you think about it

cute

if this is what it takes to stop you then this is a price im willing to pay

Do you want your eyes open all the time? That's weird.

email me back!

It's to keep our eyeballs moist, I think?

I mean you could have just asked me to stop instead of reporting me. Its not like people in here are normally shy of telling me when I'm being annoying

Thank you