I wish Madonna's attempts to get her into mystical Judaism (or whatever) had taken hold. Anything would be preferable to Christianity.

I dream of a day when she'll pull a Kathy Griffin.

"Suck it, Jesus! This Teen Choice surfboard is my God now!"

look like the type of stuff my aunt sends me but slay queen of reading the bible

Jesus Christ.

She really is such a soccer mom. Praise Him, though.

Not because of this biblical quote but someone needs to deactivate her Instagram account asap.

Queen of Christianity

let the girl live tbh ... what u want manifactured tweets with perfect selfies .... at least we know it's genuine

Amen