I mean, there's been a day or two where I haven't showered but 12 YEARS?
366+366+366=1098 (These are the leap years)
730 (2 years)+730 (2 years)
=1460 (4 years) *2=2920 (8 years)
+365=3285 (9 365 day years) +1098 (3 366 day leap years) = 4,383 days without a shower, and for those who like to take showers twice a day, that's 8,766 opportunities where he could have taken a shower, and that's omitting instances where a shower is needed.
