Originally posted by Colton Haynes

One time, we were at this Chinese buffet, and I ate a bunch of seaseme chicken and I had to booboo real bad. So I wen't to the restroom, but it smelled like straight up ****. I mean it smelled BAD. But I had to go SO bad, so I went in, but the restroom was packed and I had to wait in the ****** restroom. I was slowly losing it, and almost doodooed on myself, but this big fat guy came out of a stall and I ran in. Like I RAN IN. And I almost sat down, but when I turned around, there was **** all over the toilet. It was.... everywhere. And i ended up throwing up all over the place, but I was still squatting over the toilet and I started craping at the same time I was throwing up.

It was so scary cause I felt like I couldn't breath, cause I was throwing up my lung while I was ******** my life down the toilet. I ended up freaking out, cause there was a mess of vomit, and I booked it out of the restroom. I made sure to wipe real good though