all the teacher's in my old school were messy af, there was a well known alcoholic who openly drank vodka in-between her classes and no one done a damn thing about it, she's like 60 and been teaching there for years but she was hilarious too, she'd literally bang her head off the wall and scream when we didn't listen to her and i beat her ass at poker once too. she also gambles online and gets like super into it while we're studying
and don't even get me started on my ugly maths teacher who would lock me out of his class every single day and steal everyone's shoes
edit: omg how did i forget the french teacher who would cry and lock herself in the nearest cupboard when someone spoke about dead monkeys in front of her

and the creepy science teacher who kept touching all the kids, he got fired after my friend reported his ass for being a weirdo. he started rubbing my back once out of nowhere while i was working
edit 2: OMG NOOOO i forgot the business 'teacher' who got fired for being a fake, apparently she had forged qualification papers and everything. it all made sense since she would just be practising yoga and playing hide and seek during class every day while the support teacher did all the work for her
edit 3: oh and the music teacher who bizarrely accused me of throwing a bottle at him when i was aiming for the bin and snitched me up to the head teacher, and the english teacher from kenya who can't speak fluent english
edit 4: not me forgetting the crazy old science teacher who would chase people round the school during break and lunch times barking like a ****ing dog
there are probably more but those are the main ones, my school was a mess
