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Security guard hit on me on eleventh grade's annual trip

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We had a newly graduated teacher. It was his first time teaching ever and he hated our class and called us s c u m bags all the time.

The teacher also called a student a dumb f*** one day and completely humiliated her in front of the class as she was bursting with tears.

Then in his class one day a student was drinking a full 2 litre bottle of water and ended up needing to go to the toilet. The teacher wouldn't let him so the student nearly cried with pain until the class was over. Everyone started attacking the teacher so the next day he complained to the principal. The principal came to the class but everyone called out the teacher and he ended up getting fired and quitting the teaching profession forever after less than half a year of teaching.

Oh my

What kind of schools did y'all go to

I don't really have any messy stories to tell. There was this "rumour" going around about some people having a threesome outside school during the weekend or something and the girl was on her period so it was blood there but idk if that even was true it was during winter, so the red would've been visible on the white snow

There was this girl who apparently gave a guy a bj in the "bathroom" (we had separated toilets and not stalls), not too interesting. (the same girl apparently wanted to do it to me though, that's even messier to me )

I accidentally stabbed a girl near the eye with a pair of scissors in third grade.

My school then started banning sharp scissors, so basically I'm sort of a savior.

Omg in the fourth grade I had these Wizards of Waverly Place sneakers and my shoe laces were untied so then I went to get scissors and I stepped on the laces and tripped and slammed my lip on the ground. nnn It was bleeding like crazy then the nurse did something that I forgot and asked me if I wanted to go home but I loved computer class alot so I said no so I go to the computer room and everyone was so concerned about my lip and was worried for me. They all crowded and stared at my lip like I was Kylie Jenner or something . My shirt had blood all over from the incident it was a mess

In Latin class a boy collapsed who was sitting beside me & his head like shot our desk all the way forward into a bookshelf. It was very high drama. Then our Latin teacher (who was crazy & this white woman who had an African family or something) who I won't name but FreeAsMyWeave was in this class I think so the good sis knows her as well & probably remembers this story. Anyway the tragic teacher panics and runs over, looks to me & this Jewish kid & screams "Somebody get Dr. Smith"! [names have been edited]. Then this girl in class screams back at her: "She's not a real doctor!" because she was a maths teacher. It was all very funny, high energy & there were plenty of kiiis.

Another kid passed out during an STI talk, which was hilarious because it incriminated him as a host of such things & he was a big holy roller.

Another girl tried to walk out of sex education but passed out before she reached the door & slammed into the ground, it was hilarious.



DEATH DROPS LEFT RIGHT & CENTRE HUNNY

So I just re-read my stories & they are boring as trash.

Let me think of something else...



One time a friend of mine asked to go to the bathroom during history & came back in tears laughing because somebody spread poop all up the walls of a cubicle & wrote "oops" in their own faeces.

In my middle school Latin class, there was a word called "***" that meant "with" (I think or was used as some sort of preposition) and it was pronounced coom but I always pronounced it come/cumm. I didn't know what *** was
Whenever I had to do a translation in from of the class, everyone would giggle but I didn't know why

Not the most embarrassing story, but one that just popped in my head

Oh my god, where do I begin.

So basically I used to be fat (I'm still kind of chubby but I'm way slimmer now) but I still use it for jokes and stuff because everyone loved self-depricating fat jokes, and basically me and my friends fell out with our old group of friends earlier this year and kind of broke off but we're still friends with like 3 of them (and their group is all falling apart now while we're still going strong... Go figure.). But one day, people had been talking **** about me on Twitter the night before because I apparently cared more about what was in my lunch than I did about peoples feelings - honestly? True. And then in the room we all ate lunch together with some other people from my year, they were all chanting while I was eating and one of the people we're friends with from them was sat with us that day and she stood up, turned around and screamed at them '**** off shouting and leave him alone, you're a bunch of ****ing bullies' and they were so shocked that one of their own saw through their ********.

And then, the rest of the room who were kind of outsiders to the situation stood up and applauded and I honestly felt like money. So many more kii-worthy stories about that rivalry though.

Oh yeah this super religious guy in my classes (who is awesome by the way, he's got such a great sense of humour and makes so many kii-worthy comments that get some people uptight, but loads of us live for it) had an epileptic fit during a sex-ed assembly and had to be dragged out.

He saw the funny side afterwards though.

Is this on yt ?

I remember that word

There was this guy who cheated with his friends girlfriend and he ended up bunking school because he was gonna get beat up and he ended up going mental for a year When he came back into school, he had to be taught on his own for a while and he wasn't allowed to interact with other people at lunch or breaks. When he did start getting reintroduced back into classes, I helped him out quite a bit to get back on his feet.

Me and him did get along well before that tbh. He was always sucking up to the popular people and I was kind of popular in my year for a few years before I couldn't be asked to deal with people's ****ery. And him sucking up to everyone pissed me off so I just stopped talking to him. We drifted away after that and he became really popular and got really ripped and cocky. He also hung around with all the rich cocky douchebags that thought they were all it and were hoping to become doctors (they never did). I guess I hung around with the "geeks" but I did get along with everyone.

I still see him around occasionally at the gym and I do say hi to him.