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Scriptures from the Holy Bible of 'Godtina'
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anonymous says:
a reading from the book of back to basics 4:5-9. "so here i stand today, in tribute i do pay, to those before me who laid it down and paved the way
and on the first day, godtina said, "let their be one voice, a voice that shall fill the meadows with a ringing glory unmatched by any other" and so it was created. and it was good
and on the second day, godtina said "let the animals fill the meadows" and so it was. moomoos and sheepkiras and beyowulfs roamed the earth. and it was good
and on the third day, godtina said "let flop songs be a source for the animals" and so it was. "she-wolf" and "ego" and "obsessed" were written, and the animals sung these flops. and it was good.
and on the 4th and 5th day godtina created the sun and moon. for it was light and darkness that we need most. and it was good
the 6th day brought sia and ladytron and goldfrapp, and these prophets spread the word of godtina's religion, and it was good.
on the 7th day, godtina was tired, so she created the naked sabbath
and it was good
*the end*
bryne:
Brynevelations chapter 4 verse 16.... and in on my vison i saw the gates of heavens open... and right before my very eyes stood a pale horse.. and on it's body was written "DEATH TO YONKA"......
and GODtina said, "for i will come like a wig theif in the night.. blessed art those who stay awake and bought supplies... for theire weaves will stay glued to their egg-heads.. for eternity.... Brynevelations chapter 5 verse 3 to 4
from the first book of John the **** chapter 1 verse 54: "For enlightenment will come to those who seek it.. those who stay mad.sad and demented will never see the kingdom of GODtina... In it lies the fountain of Legendness.. whoever drinks from it shall not be thirsty and never yearn for more "HATERADE"
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