*ring ring*
mariah: hrllo
tommy: is dis cariah marey
mariah: hu is dis
tommy: im teh precedent of CBS
mariah: omg really
tommy: no its a prank lol
msriah: ...
tpmmy: lol jk bredna gave me ur demo tape & i liekd it
mariah: omg <3
tommy: see u today at my offiec?
mariah: k
tommy: so i realy liek teh songs but i think u should sing more like wintey huston
mraiah: k i liek her
tommy: also tha left side of ur face is fukin horrendus lol
mariha: omg whyd u sey dis u maed me cri

tmmoy: nvm lol; k so dis is teh record deal
*ring ring*
mariah: hello
ben marigulles: wtf msriah
mariah: hu is dis
ben mraguilles: mariah u greedy bich, teh contract u sined doesnt even pay my roialties
mariah: omg im sorry

maybe we can work dis out
ben marguiells: fuk u. good luk wiv finishing teh album bitch
walter afanasieff: hi mariah y tha long face?
mariah: ben marguilles doesnt want to b my frend enymore so dey made me werk with narada miahcel walden wich is a bit of a dick tbqfh
waltre: k do u wanna rite a sad song
mariah: yea
tommy: mariah wtf r u doing the ablum is being pressed rite now
mariah: we can use this 4 my sophomroe record ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
tommy: wtf no dis is a #1 song lets release it now tbh
mariah: um what
tommy: u kno wat? lets shoot teh video n ow
msriah: but tpmmy its rainin
tommy; u can make it thru teh rain
mariah: ?
*to be continued*