Originally posted by Citrus

Oh yeah! I wanna do Miss Congeniality at the finale at the end of this cycle. There are two of you I want to win it, but I think one of them will be top 3 so idk how that'll work yet.

Originally posted by jax.

Originally posted by mxtthewdelrey

First Challenge
A Name Fit For A Queen

I thought long and hard about whether I should try and come up with something brand new and impressive that would be funny or interesting, but throughout this competition I just want to be me and I can't do that without staying true to the name that I have always used and loved - Carmen Scarlett. Carmen Scarlett was this character I made up two years ago at about the same time something really awful happened to me. It was a secret identity that I used because I was such an unconfident person and when I was Carmen I immediately felt stronger and like I could face anything again. I became Carmen for about a year. Both parts of the name were taken from Lana songs because I dedicate this to her as she helped me through a lot at the same time. It was my name on social networks, I started experimenting with drag, and about a year ago I finally felt confident enough in myself that I didn't need to be Carmen anymore. But now I realised I can be both through drag - it's given me the outlet to be both Matthew and Carmen when I want to or need to be. Carmen Scarlett helped me through a lot and even though it might not be the most interesting name to the judges - I'm not using puns or anything - I wouldn't be true to myself if I didn't go with Carmen. Thanks Citrus.

Originally posted by X/O/X/O

And now, I present to you a queen who needs, or, well, deserves, no introduction (mostly because she's done nothing note-worthy in all 3 weeks we've had her)-- Carmen Scarlett!

Originally posted by X/O/X/O

she boasts a stability level comparable to ATRL's server

Originally posted by mxtthewdelrey

And finally – one last thing Citrus - At least quote YSL when using one of her insults to Bey_rih as your user title thing.

Originally posted by DevonRoars

Michelle I saw your choices in the drag race thread and I can now see that you're living proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Originally posted by jpow

I once knew an Anna Williams, but she was such a bore. Wait, that’s this Anna. Sorry!

Originally posted by jpow

Not all of us queens here are fruity however. Poor Kaeli, she’s more like a vegetable. Currently, she’s dressed in a potato sack, and like a sack of potatoes she hasn’t done anything all competition.

Originally posted by DivaDown

Pears Rice you are as messy as Ke$ha's first week sales of Warrior.

Originally posted by DivaDown

Oh ****! Racism is Wilhelmina's thing!

Originally posted by getback

Everybody knows Lana Del Rey music increases suicidal rate, but only a true Lana stan like Darcy Edwards can kill themselves off ATRL by sharing “High By the Beach” download link.

Originally posted by MiMiLamb

If I forgot to include you then that's a drag in itself.

Originally posted by MiMiLamb

Are you really that insecure? You're such a joke. That's why you're getting these lashes first. When you did your fake cut marks on your wrists on tinychat, I thought they were real. Not because it was convincing, but because I wanted the satisfaction of knowing you self harmed so bad that I deluded myself into believing those marks on your limp wrists were real. I wanted to wallow in the thought of a rusty, jagged blade ripping your skin apart because I couldn't do that to you myself.

Originally posted by Moonchild

But without further ado, let's get started, and please avoid posting download links of "High by the Beach".

Originally posted by Moonchild

I would advise you to not disqualify yourself like Willam, but who would want to have conjugal visits with you?

Originally posted by Moonchild

Darcy, I'm sorry about your ban, but I feel for you. Listening to Lana Del Rey's voice would knock me out for a month, too. I see why you like her, considering you've both struggled with relevancy since the Born to Die era. You've had more work done on your lips than Detox, and, let's face it, your bussy tastes like Pepsi cola because you can't afford Coke. We love you when you're no longer young and beautiful because that ship has long since sailed.

Originally posted by Moonchild

Citrus has a bigger gap between his legs than the Dressed to Kill tour.

Originally posted by Moonchild

you've been beaten more often than Susan Lucci at the Daytime Emmys

Originally posted by feelslikeadream

At this point we have more judges than Chanel (XO) has friends and Wilhelmina (YSL) has back-up hoods for the KKK meetings she hosts every weekend.

Originally posted by feelslikeadream

It makes sense that TOO stans for Rihanna, since her judging position is a lot like #R8: delayed and unwanted.

Originally posted by feelslikeadream

won’t be putting out anything until she admits she was lying about the Dr. Luke drama.

Originally posted by Sam

Kaeli has enough oestrogen in her system to power a self-sustaining float at Gay Pride.
Even though she has nothing down there, that doesn’t stop Kaeli from being quite the dick.

Originally posted by Sam

Your graphics game is about as strong as a chemotherapy patient’s eyebrow game.

Originally posted by Tymps.

I just can’t think of lines like “Jeremy's back arched up as all Danny's juice enterd his body. Letting out a two big moans that were in sycn” on my own.

Originally posted by Tymps.

Subomie. Hi!

Originally posted by Tymps.

based on that Top 100,000 Looks thing you’re doing the Drag Race thread

Originally posted by Tymps.

And let me just say, you were completely robbed in the Drag Name challenge as your last name perfectly encompasses how no one wants to talk to you.

Originally posted by YSL

she's had more dicks inside of her than a Republican convention

Originally posted by Dancehall

we are hoping to teach YSL some social constructs next

Originally posted by HausofNiko

His experience in drag is almost as dull as Kaeli's personality.

Originally posted by HausofNiko

The only thing more disappointing then YSL is Citrus' excuses for these horrible challenges! A popularity contest? I thought this was drag not 3rd grade.

Originally posted by jax.

You remind me of someone on the Walk of Fame... The street performers.

Originally posted by jax.

TOO is like Michelle Williams. You're only really here because a spot needed to be filled.

Originally posted by jax.

You guys were almost as loud as Wilhelmina was when she saw she was sitting so close to a black person.

Originally posted by X/O/X/O

I don't wanna critique Wilhelmina for being offensive because I made an Asperger's joke in mine

Originally posted by getback

My personal review
- Carmen: I'm glad you weren't eliminated last week the roast is a bit all over the place, but the jokes are there

Originally posted by mxtthewdelrey

Originally posted by mxtthewdelrey

Best of the Week
Moonchild
feelslikeadream
Tymps.
jax.

Originally posted by Carmen Scarlett

I haven’t seen this many banned gays since Russia!

Originally posted by Carmen Scarlett

This challenge was super difficult because it's so damn hard to read a panel of judges that are literally more boring than Honey Mahogany's wardrobe.

Originally posted by Moonchild

Citrus, can you post Pears' hints and clues?

Originally posted by Citrus

I was told not to use Pears's or Drip's scores or comments until they're unbanned. but we'll use their scores and ranks on the DL