dd I was walking down the street alone and a big ass rat appeared out of nowhere

I just came back from registration, it felt so weird being in school during non hours.

*insert joke here*

Mess, two years ago this old man found one in the streets and he kicked it so hard when it appeared that it flew right into one of our neigbor's window

Can someone please summarize the Zayn/Calvin fight. 20+ pages in the main thread nty.

I want to bake some brownies but nobody's home.

Zayn retweeted a Taylor drag, Calvin @d him explaining her girlfriend's position and wished him luck in his solo career, and then Zayn made fun of Calvin's fake teeth and went iN on him.

Probably because it's from Bake off show... Such a boring ass show.

I feel sorry for that woman though :

+1

You can feel the pain and sadness in that gif it's so bad.

Zayn retweets something that Taylor is greedy and Miley is a saint.
And blah blah blah, Calvin defends Taylor.
Zayn tells Calvin, he's a dickhead...
And it seems they are good now...

Scientifically verified flawless, all of the lessers need to listen and learn.



Gosh it's so beautiful

Calvin was like bro musicians need money bro
And Zayn was like you have dentures bro
And then Calvin was like wow you sing nice bro

I do feel like my orthodontist sort of ruined the uniqueness of my teeth, though. Two appointments ago he shaved them and now they sort of look like the typical pearly whites. I don't really mind but I feel basic.

What edition?

Hmm... I wouldn't call it her best album track, but among the best ones for sure