When the black oil finally seeps up from underground where it has slept for millennia, it will invade our bodies and convert us into vessels for alien gestation. As the aliens grow inside of us, we will grow weaker and weaker until we cease to exist. At that point, the original alien inhabitants of this planet shall finally return to claim their rightful lands.
Everytime I think about how many nuclear weapons are just sitting there waiting to be used I have a mini panic attack tbh 
