I don't think I lied. I never confirmed or denied it.

"Earlier today i was getting in my car and the door came back and hit me across the ear and and right on the jaw Dad"

For now I'm still focused on school

"I'm gay"

"I want to finish school, and be well on my way before I look for someone."

"I'm bi."

Im asexual

"oh you caught me watching ****? that was a random pop up"

"oh i just found that picture of those naked guys there idk where it came from but i never threw it away"

"i'm bi"

"no i'm not gay"

me in 8th grade "I have a boyfriend I swear" when I actually had a crush on his sister

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"All the girls in my year are ugly"
"Focusing on my studies"
"I was clapping my hands a lot at night"

"Zac Efron isn't hot". Girls at school used to obsess over him and I had to sit back and pretend that I didn't yank my joystick over him.

"I got that allergy on my neck from that new shampoo"

It actually worked because I already had an allergy once because of some shampoo but it looked completely different from a love bite

"I was too drunk yesterday to talk to any girls"

"I don't really have time for a girlfriend, I'm busy with school and work"

"It's fashion, the youth wears that now" (when I wore my really gay lady gaga shirt)