I'm literally sat at my computer endlessly saying "****" to myself.
I missed Carly Simon's "You're So Vain" on the Red Tour by one night. I was obsessed with that song.

Madonna was too busy to make it to my 1989 Tour show. My second fave. The Queen of Pop.
WHY am I so unlucky? Why does the universe hate me like this?
If it had happened, I'd probably have pissed myself and fainted.
