" Guys I can't afford my phone bill please can someone pay pal me money, my account is
overdue and It is going to get shut off, guys please help? "
and then like 7 hours later they are on facebook like
Watching Game of thrones right now ! Looks so amazing on my 70 inchHD tv
Girl priorities first......
or when someone you know in a pop band on facebook is like
" Guys We need funding with our NEW EP guys its very expensive please
help our kickstarter! "
Even tho your band name is named after a certain quantity of money and
you have lyrics talking about HOW YOU JUST GOT PAIDDDDDDDDDD aiid aiidd aiiddd,
even tho you work at Best Buy in La but you never put on facebook you work at Best Buy in La......
esp ones that flaunt how much money they make in songs,
LOL girl you work at BestBuy you lucky Warped Tour booked
you all those times, and you cant sing you need auto tune
please. Everyone things u are a joke, u lucky ur song even
got featured on tila tequila
People on FB are so fake. The people I hate the most are the Grammar Police.
People try to look for other people buy having every post
being something you are jealous of, infact the pic is prob stolen somewhere
or they are not having fun.
What I hate the most is when people try to write indirect status' about people and make out how they're not pressed by inserting all these laughing emoji's but they really are.
When people talk about their relationship problems/sex life. Like no.
People do this on tumblr too, but they usually come with a sob story. Some are genuine and some are not, so it's hard to differentiate which one is which. Some are just obvious though like "It's been my lifelong dream to travel *nameofcountry*, help make my dream come true, donate" or just because they run a "popular" blog.