I wrote out my initial reactions for yall
Sam: your writing is as lovely as your presentation.
Conatus: I liked the multiple dimensions of the username explanation. Italic font though sis. You're better than that.
Jezang: so interesting to learn wtf your name means!
Lovesong: I totally associate you with the 22 avi. Completely you.
Superpower: Such a bold, recognizable username. It suits you. I feel like you could've done more about your avi though.
Funky: I have no interest in reality stars (who are these people??). But you own them. Lots of girls on here use them, but you own them.
Bomb: Starting off "I spent a lot of time alone" had me expecting a bomb threat somewhere in the story. Look at the bright side—if you win, you already have a smilie named for you!
Era: Another username with icon potential. And you make such beautiful avis.
Buddy: You're the only person I can think of off the top of my head—other than P!nk—who has an ! in your name. And your avi is so iconic I can't even.
Theus: Where is Shania?
Bey_Rih: Did you just claim you became relevant because of an underscore, or did I misunderstand that?
Swizz: IDK what to say, man. I think you could've gone ~deeper~
Subomie: Oh god. I didn't need to know that Legend K was a cultural appropriator.

Not feeling the avi's connection to your username...
Rider: A great reaction avi + name change scandal = ATRL's next top member?