^i know i told Yahhh to make me another one that's just as epic but the fool has yet to produce....i need to crack down on him

it's nearly impossible to compare any artist to Beyonce

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It's obvious a Beyoncé stan wrote this.

It's... interesting. Although, you forgot to mention the Raven-Symoné stans are also ones to look out for. Especially when a Madonna stan is close by. It's like a rule that they don't get along.