Here are some with answers!
1. Please help me? - I was wondering if it would be ok if I called Queen Victoria, Queen Vikki?
"Sure....while you're at it call Queen Elizabeth and tell her hi."
2. How does my dryer know? If I put in a shirt, it comes out inside out and if I put it in inside out, it comes out inside out? How does it know?
"It has eyes."
3. AARRR! If me heart be black what would ye do to sweeten it?
"I hear a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down..."
4. What do you fill a bucket with to make it lighter?
"Holes"
5. Why do Americans look so angry when they walk around the streets and malls in China?
"Probably because in China all their stuff is homemade"
6. I'm trying to find out if GA is a good state for Latin's to live in.?
"Only if you can talk like you're from da hood"
7. Why doesn't Kyle like me?
"Because he likes guys..."
8. What is the meaning of life? - How the should I know, I'm only in High School.
"42 duh"
9. If you're traveling the speed of light, what happens when you turn your lights on?
"You must stop and refill at the next light station."
10. Can you write me a four page essay in the next 45 minutes?
"Sure. Want me to chew your food for you too?"
11. How do you spell government?
"r. e. t. a. r. d."
12. Why did the time just change to seconds?
This one had no answers.
13. Where's the bathroom?
"You head straight toward YouTube, turn left at Wikipedia, make a right when you hit Google. If you hit MySpace you've gone too far."
14. Where can I get a Wal-mart application?
"Target"
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