The fact that this was for Brittany but she turned it down.
I am watching Six Feet Under right now and they literally say the line "If Jessica Simpson is a poor mans Britney' than what is Celeste (a made up pop star they are using for some story arc)"
Jessica Simpson cannot sing either and she cannot even remember the lines to her own songs. There were dozens of performance videos where she skips over some words and parts just cuz she forgot them Slay us with vocal prowess Obessica