I can't really see a way in which my current career could fail, but if for whatever reason I had to change it and do something else I'd go back into retail.
If my parents die and I'm really depressed and things aren't going well career-wise, I'd turn to gay ****. It would mean bottoming...and getting snipped...but suicide is far more likely. **** living on a planet that doesn't have my mum on it.