Now for your 4th of July safety tip from
Taylor Swift!
Don't pick up hot shiz!
T-Bitch shared an Independence Day childhood memory on her official blog, recalling how her passion for "sparkly things" caused her more harm than fun.
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July 4th, yo. Sparklers.
Hey guys!
I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart, in a screaming and jumping up and down kind of way.. A drivin...................................too much nonsense.............................re it is. Just click on my name. It won't be under my rap gangsta alter ego, T-Sweezy T-Shizz, unfortunately. It'll most likely be under the name T-A-Y-L-O-R S-W-I-F-T, because that's my birth name and stuff.
What else is new.. Recording a bunch of new songs--COVER YOUR EARS BITCHES! 
Lots of new things to write about........................................too much nonsense............................. jeans in the recent issue of Glamour magazine...is my point.
July 4th is coming up. I love Sparklers. They're sparkly. I love sparkly things. And glitter. Anyway, story time: When I was younger, I was always that little kid who would run around picking up used sparklers off the ground and I would inevitably pick up the SCALDING HOT BURNING end that was still smoldering. Then cue the screaming bloody murder in front of everyone and running into the house to ice your hand. All the adults are shaking their heads because they saw you do the same thing last year. Gotta love humiliating childhood memories. Wish me luck this year. I think I'm gonna wear gloves.
See you on the road, and thanks again!
justdowithlovelovelove
-T-
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Our faves will never do such stupidity
U know everything 'bout her!, Kely 
