I once had a chicken teddy bear and I felt extremely bad after eating it. It was so well-made though. Even the eyes resembled one of a cute baby teddy bear.
A crack rock. My mom did drugs when I was little and I found a rock and ate it I thought it was that salt rocks you make ice cream with but it wasn't. I wish I was making this up but its tragic that it's true.
and dog treats. 
lemme not