The fact that the Janet song is actually pretty good, though.
It's kinda made for "sophisticated, sexual black women of good taste" who wake up in the middle of the night while their man is asleep after a long "love-making session" and wrap the silk bed sheets around their nude body as they walk over the rose petals strewn on the hardwood floor to grab a bottle of wine. Their favorite book and movie is How Stella Got Her Groove Back.