What do you know about your parents that they don't know you know? How did you found out?

Once I found my mom's iPad open to a video of a naked woman on cam.

(I think she's lesbian or bi)

Nothing. Lemme do some digging.

I found **** in one of their drawers once.

Nothing.. but I don't really care

Nothing. But there's tons of **** they don't know about me.

I know my mom watches lesbian ****

I found a pleasure stick in my mom's pillow right after my parents got divorced

omg same

I know where all of my mom's *****s are hidden. She has like 5 different hiding spots all over her bedroom. I also know she emptied a bottle of hand lotion and replaced it with lube, it's right on her dresser. Little does she know I use it for my own pleasure, kii. Also my bedroom is next to my parents' bathroom, so I can hear whenever my dad is beating his meat.

Also my mom left her phone unlocked and I went through her messages, apparently she threatened my dad with divorce several times. The only reason they're still together is for me and my siblings.

Why did he have those pictures though

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no, and i dont wanna know

A mess