Church-going old lady fantasizes about Magic Mike cast
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The other night I was at such a dull dinner party all the old men talking about golf, their paunches and whiskies on show, setting the world to rights and then I see this and think I wish I could be passed around between these young men and be in one big naked frenzy so my blood is pumping and I feel blissful. Then I feel guilty because I am an old lady who does the flowers in church but ah well maybe I shouldn't care us older women can have our fantasies too right?
BItch. Belittering Jesus just like that. Shame on her! "Fantasies"? Are you kidding me? Your dirrty thoughts are where it all starts! May Satan barabacue your rusty rotten bones when Judgement day comes and may God make sure you dirtty ****** Whoar never ever touch any innocent flowers in any sacred church across this wholy nation!!
