Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by Regina Golden.

Here’s the essay: For real this time. I had a good time in this game despite my short stay. Oh, well. Damn. I was sure that Best Day of Your Life will do well, but I guess I put more emphasis on the dragging to the ex. I just thought of this song and just sent it and didn’t bother to look for more. Not ethan of all people giving me a 10 while the rest gave me 7s because it was missing “the ex wants you back” part.

I think that I did well in this game for myself. I mean. When I was on my tribe, my average lowest score ever was 7.3. Hell, in my time in RI, my lowest average score is 7.8. Sure, R1 was my best performance, but I still didn’t tank as much as others. It’s just that more players were just stronger. I have no shame in losing the duel against my former tribemate genetic fail. Xedretinz Lododnz was a strong player so shame that he is gone too and I don’t mind him placing above me.

Even though my duels were won because my opponents flopped hard and I lost my duel because both of my opponents were strong competitors, the fact that I survive two duels is a nice feat for myself and the first to do it this season. I guess it's alright that I'm out of the game. I got stuff on my mind and gotta get my stuff together. I signed up for this game to see how far I can go and I guess this is it. Sure, I was top 2 w/ posh in Endurance and it seems that I went down hard when I barely made the top 20, I still did good job for myself. The fact that before genetic and XL were eliminated, I had the highest average score out of the RI castaways and my average score is still greater than Ares and Mariah4Life (Wonder how they still here, but next round they might surpass my average score….or not). This means I did the best out of the worst.

I know now that time is important, the way the judges look for each entry is important, and understanding the theme completely is important. I enjoy my time here and posting in this thread and glad that you guys enjoy my “essay” posts.

Not like this will change the game at all, but I voted for wesleywalrus in our first Tribal Council just to psyche him out a bit. I already knew Musicfan09 was going to be eliminated and since I was the last voter, let me cast a throwaway vote. There’s was no malicious intent. Glad to see wesleywalrus stepping it up as of late with getting immunity in one round.

I pulled a “Loser not Voting” in our Tribal Council, but it was not unanimous since my tribe can’t do Tribal Councils right. So who voted for Bloomers?

I said bitch ass because I watched DashieGames’ You-Tube videos specially the Mario Kart 8 videos and his commentary is hilarious and the way he says bitch ass is so funny and I bought that here where we let it loose.

These new tribes are very interesting. The blogs are going to be a mess tho. I wonder how many alliances were made. Maybe I will lurk here time to time. Since Strujala doesn’t not have any of my former tribemates, I know which tribe I don’t mind seeing losing. HA! Regardless, I hope all of you do well. I thank the judges for their contribution in this game and thank you to DillonATRL for being a good judge, host, Tinashe testicle. I’m happy that you enjoyed my “essays”. I’m glad that the game is successful and going faster than previous seasons. Good luck to all of my bitchasses and now, I’m all out of asses.

in4 Bitchcrust and others copy and paste this essay just like yesterday in those “on”, “at”, and “in” grammar threads.

I'll miss Flame.

You were a bitchass competitor, I hope you find some asses soon

Ooh burn!

Clearly NOT surprised at all you are eliminated.
You are clearly unlikeable and no one wants to work with you.

*Dillon posts that he is still waiting on Ethan when we all know he hasn't done his reviews yet and says they won't be up until midnight Pacific Time*